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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

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totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

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inories:

going to mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug

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someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

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atmidnightcc:

This for real Boston cat was asked to do something besides lay around and show everyone its #butt, and unfortunately it was jury duty. Respond to us with your excuse to get this cat out of jury duty, and your answer could be on our show!

atmidnightcc:

This for real Boston cat was asked to do something besides lay around and show everyone its #butt, and unfortunately it was jury duty. Respond to us with your excuse to get this cat out of jury duty, and your answer could be on our show!



elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues

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clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

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